punching the cloud

to masturbate visciously lying on your back facing the sky

i went to my room th start punching the cloud

by neil donaghy November 15, 2003

Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.

Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!

by Zachaotic June 13, 2011

cock punching migraine

bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.

dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts

by Dopeldog January 15, 2011

Staff Punching Bag

So any with name connor on a staff team is gay and is a punching bag

The Staff Punching Bag was destroyed by Jimmy, Jimmy carried on beat him and demoted hes ass due to being gay

by Trooper_Riggs February 10, 2020

Punching the Monkey

Euphamism for the act of coitus between a male and a female where the penis is inserted into the vagina only with a little more force than normally applied.

So Jim was punching the monkey last night and Linda got up in the middle of it and started crying as she said it hurt after taking it from the whole party all afternoon...

by Falg June 14, 2012

Pigeon Punching

The art of fisting a pigeon. Before punching, the puncher must verbally challenge the bird to a battle to the death. Once the challenge is initiated there is no going back. If pigeon perishes, body must be photographed. If pigeon is victorious then you fail at life and must gut your cooter/penis. OWWWWWWW! Fuck those pigeons up! This sport began in San Jose , CA at NYLF.

1: Naked Brett went pigeon punching and threw its carcas into a moving bus, after photographing it.
2: Lindsey annihilated a pigeon with a 15 lbs Halibat.
3: Allie choked a pigeon with her flaming cooter.
4: Tatiana and Flames grilled and baked numerous pigeons in their flaming cooter hairs.

by Anthony6969 July 16, 2006

Punching the clown

describes the act of whacking off: originates from the image of the head of the penis looking like a clowns nose.

-What were u doing in the bathroom for so long?

-punching the clown...

by schoolisgay July 12, 2009