Salty Pretzel

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.

Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.

by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019

desalting the pretzel

When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.

"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"

by thefantasticmrfoxycleopatra October 02, 2011

hot pretzel

When 2 homosexual men are rubbing their dicks together so much that they become hot and twisted up like a pretzel.

Bob & Tom were stuck together like a hot pretzel after some vigorous love making.

by pw1gator November 06, 2014

Pretzel Theory

Developed in response to Fish Hook Theory. An incoherent idea that suggests that the far left, the centre, and the far right are not as far removed from each other as originally thought and that in reality the radical centre's need for balance ends up legitimizing/facilitating the far right or far left.

See also, Fish Hook Theory and Horseshoe Theory

Pretzel Theory is delicious.

by LozzaMov December 08, 2017

Cool Pretzel

Something infinitely cool or awesome.

Also can be referred to as "Crepzel".

Dodo- I won that drawing competition on the weekend.
Flay- Cool Pretzel mate!

Temple_of_pwn_1337- "Hey dude I taught myself how to play the recorder with my nose"
dragon_slayer- "That's pretty crepzal!"

by _addles_ May 07, 2009

pretzel sex

the act of a man sticking his penis into one of the three holes of a breaded pretzel repeatedly as a form of masturbation.

"i had some rly salty pretzel sex last night man"

by zoepeen June 30, 2013

sex pretzel

When you're wrestling around with your "straight" friends, and your twist your friend up into different sexual positions and make jokes because he doesn't posses enough physical strength to undo what you've done

Man, Kevin and Brent were wrestling around in the gowning room earlier and Kevin put Brent in the Sex Pretzel

by Someone In The Tuck June 21, 2006