Devil's present

A man that stands more than 6 feet tall, makes more than 6 figures, and packs more than 6 inches
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presentism

The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.
Modern professors advocate presentism and want to reframe historical heroes as villains because they did not conform to modern morality.

"Tear down all the statues of George Washington! The man was a racist!"
"That's presentism, dude. In 100 years someone will probably think you were a monster for eating meat."
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Present teatimeyatora

A chaotically calm fetus
Brad: what is present teatimeyatora
Chad: a chaotically calm fetus
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presentating

a word that stupid people who don't have lives use instead of the word "presenting" because they don't know shit
me: when is your presentation?

the lil shit: im presentating today, i hope i get an A
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Present Window

The part of a quote that is presented in a sound bite. Pronounced pruh ZENT
What I said was "Some people say that porn and drugs should be legal because you can't resist them if you don't have access." Of course, "some people say" never made it into the present window.
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Christmas Present Relative

A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.
Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative
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homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him
did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !
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