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glory position

(n.) 1. The shittiest shift and/or job at work that a person can get stuck in. Then the douchebag boss comes along and names it the "glory position" merely to patronize you and show just how insignificant you are. 2. Plastering yourself face first into the bathroom wall with knees spread as wide as possible. This allows for deepest penetration into the glory hole.
Today the boss announced that I would be taking the Glory Position from 2AM to 12AM. I was confused as to how I would keep myself pressed against the bathroom wall for that long, but was later informed that the fucking douchebag is just putting me on the shittiest shift possible.
by Jackson Brown-eye October 25, 2006
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Positivityness

Optimistically pessimistic. Positive but not unrealistic.
Today is the worst day of my life but there is always tomorrow is some good positivityness.
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positism

A combination of “positivity” and “optimism

Used to describe the amount of positive energy one has and how they feel
How much positism do you have today?

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positive tub

positive tub refers to someone who is joyful and kind. They are quite energetic and grateful. They are very fun to be around
kara and tilly are such positive tubs!’
by omg sis January 18, 2021
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Pythagoras Position

The Pythagoras position is where 3 people engage in oral and traditional sex while in the shape of a right triangle. One person lays on the ground and fucks one person and eats our the other person. The people on the top of the position make out. This produces a right triangle shape, hence the name, Pythagoras Position.
*note: requires one male
*note: can be done in both a vertical or horizontal position
Jane, Beth, and Billy created Pythagoras Position last night.
by Pythagoras is real May 9, 2014
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browsing position

the position you are in usually while browsing the internet (usually tumblr or dank memes)
dan howell's browsing position is often portrayed as slouching on the couch with a double chin and scrolling.
by shutupproduction May 15, 2016
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