Porter

My amazing friend that’s such a dumbass it’s funny- He sits w me at lunch and he’s really fucking amazing wanna date?
Yes No

A porter is a blonde haired bitch that is a dumbass

by Slucqie October 24, 2019

Porter

An amazing kind generous guy that I may have a crush on

Damn you like porter? He doesnt like u clown

by Slucqie October 24, 2019

Porter

Fucks dudes named max and sucks fat cock

Hey my name is Porter and I suck cock

by January 23, 2022

Porter

A Porter is a person who doesn’t give up on his/her dreams.

Wow he doesn’t stop trying he must be a porter

by Hicuss June 08, 2021

Porter

someone who has a small pp, listens to metal because he tries to act cool, and always has a bad haircut

porter

by mommamiaballs September 13, 2022

Porter

Obsessive, hippie lover, will fall in love with you If your name is Erica. Most likely has restraining orders against him.

“Yo who tf keeps messaging you??”
“It’s porter.. he won’t leave me alone”

by blondey April 19, 2020

Porter

Porter: a noun

A porter is a blond, tall, guy. A porter is almost always a gamer and lacks basic human decency. Many porters struggle with repeatedly using the phrase “did I ask”

“Who’s that guy? He looks like a gamer”

“Oh that’s porter”

by BookReaderSara February 22, 2021