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pornhub jingle 

A sound which brings great joy to horny teens and shitty father's alike
I smiled when I heard the pornhub jingle on my adult film
pornhub jingle by B1g E December 21, 2020

pornhub complex 

The pornhub complex is the subconscious attraction to people similar to your (step) siblings. It is a similar complex as the Oedipus complex.
Your girlfriend and sister are so similar, you must have a pornhub complex
pornhub complex by Einarnp September 25, 2021

Pornhub.com 

Website that has an unholy amount of shitass advertisements, aswell as some shit actors, and

unnecessary Choices. For example, a dick thats been up a pussy, and next thing you know, it gets sucked and wiggled... BRO WHAT THE FUCK!
Dad: Whaddup son, what you watchin'?
Son:...Nothing
Dad: Nah, I ain't takin that for an answer sunshine.
Son: *GULP*
Dad:... Pornhub.com?
Son: Yes :(
Dad: I am disowning you

Pornhub premium 

Pornhub premium by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

PornHub Swimming Shorts 

Someone who constantly gets boners for ugly chicks so has to get special made porn shorts to hide them
Look at that fat old guy wearing those Pornhub Swimming Shorts. Ha what a dweeb

pornhub.com/cum 

Same your fucking nasty why the he'll are you searching this
Pornhub.com/cum is fun to eat UWU
pornhub.com/cum by Boiled Iraq February 3, 2022