Poor Man's Ritalin

Poor Man's Ritalin is 2mg Nicotine lozenges and Caffeine in the form of Coffee and Monster energy drinks. Poor Man's Ritalin is when you have ADHD, you either drink emergency coffee you saved up, or you take a 2mg Nicotine lozenge. Then you wait 30 minutes. Then use the focus and relaxation from the coffee 100mg Caffeine or 2mg Nicotine lozenge and prepare some coffee. Then drink coffee. The combination of 2 coffees 200mg total Caffeine might help you focus, or it will put you to sleep. The combination of 2mg Nicotine and 100mg Caffeine might help you focus, or it might just put you to sleep (but less likely than with the 2 coffees). If you want, you can have a beer or shot of vodka for added focus to the Coffee and Nicotine combo.

Tony: I tried a 2mg Nicotine lozenge and then made coffee 30 minutes later. Then I enjoyed a coffee (100mg Caffeine). Thanks, Poor Man's Ritalin!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 17, 2024

Poor man's banjo

A guitar with a blown up balloon in the sound hole to make it sound like a banjo.

I don't have enough money to buy a banjo so I'll make a Poor man's banjo.

by EDY28 June 28, 2021

poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.

When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.

by Whosit606 November 2, 2022

Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China

"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1

by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012

poor man’s lemonade

marmalade

did you guys know marmalade is often referred to as poor man’s lemonade?

by xmasanarchist September 20, 2022

Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.

"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"

by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023

poor man’s grip

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.

I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.

by AcidityBM December 25, 2023