Poopdah

A poop and a magic spell. While pooping you will say “abrahcadabrah” and that’s where the magic spell comes in.

*pooping* UGH FINALLY ITS ALMOST OUT! ABEAHCADABRAH!!!! and the poop plopped out. What a poopdah.

by Turdcat February 18, 2021

Pooda

When you awake from your slumber, and your eyes are glued shut from the Dream Fairy who ejaculated "pooda" on your face while asleep giving you Lucid dreams about other men.

I woke up with an erection but couldn't open my eyes, then realizing The Dream Fairy must have visited and shot pooda on my face.

by SwollenThoughts May 17, 2021

Poohard

A poohard is when an erection occurs after poo rubs up against one's sphincter. In so doing, causes a poohard. This is similar to a boner. However it is cause by poo.

A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.

Johnny had a spontaneous erection, but then he realized he only had a poohard. So he got rid of the poohard by using the bathroom.

by Adonnus Hilarious June 1, 2021

poohnami

1. (noun)

Somebody who likes to talk proper sh*t. just diarrheaing out useless information.

all becky does is talk poohnami she is so annoying

by poohnamiprincess June 1, 2021

pootdafuk

Poot`da `fuk: adj. Riterical question for someone stupid, "they tend to try and answer". Short for the phrase "what the fuck!!? ".

Mike walked in on Casey choking his chicken in the stall a Mickie D's and said"pootdafuk!!?.

by Jmcluvin77 December 24, 2021

PoohMark0witz

A young bull kinda fellow. He delivers WaWa for fun. He’s very Poohshiesty.

Yooooo PoohMark0witz

by Yosh Budussy March 24, 2022

poodaloo

A slang term for receiving a brown bow tie.

"Let's get kinky tonight. Do you want a poodaloo?"

by Zachwashere March 24, 2022