pointsettia

Noun: A female of visible African decent, particularly one with multi- and or brightly colored extensions.

Look at pointsettia. Them red braids is in full bloom.

by MtGn April 23, 2008

Pointy Bum Wank

When you simultaneously have a wank while sticking you finger up your bum then proceed to point the shit covered finger at surrounding people.

"Just had a pointy bum wank in asda"

"Who at?"

"The man who was baking cookies"

by its as easy as 123 October 9, 2016

Pointy-Tongue

1. When one flexes their tongue into a "point" at the tip and then proceeds to go ham directly on the clit while giving oral. This seems to be inspired by shitty porn and not only doesn't feel good, it's an abomination and needs to be stopped.

2. One of the worst ways to eat pussy.

Jess: Last night Brian used pointy-tongue.

Sarah: oh my god, you should break up with him.

by Jam Sandwitcher November 28, 2017

points moon

A noun created by Kim Harris, the co-host of Fanatical Fics podcast. It is used when someone guesses the happenings of a Harry Potter fan fiction correctly and therefore gets a "point". If one gets enough points, they will eventually make it to the points moon.

Yes! Hogwarts castle and the Giant Squid made out, just like I guessed. I'm on course for the points moon !!

by merp.. October 17, 2021

zero points

1. of poor quality
2. general disapproval
3. disappointment

1. A: Would you rail with that girl?
B: No, man. She's zero points.

2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!

3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.

by H-Money October 21, 2003

Beach Points

1. A type of points that are needed for a guy to go out with a girl. The more Beach Points you have, the better of a chance you have with a girl.
2. This can be a good 1st impression when meeting a girl you want to go out with.

Hey man, you gotta earn some Beach Points with that girl you wanna go out with!

by kittymomma February 8, 2010

Max points

A game with friends involving sexual acts which equal certain points. The aim of the game is to achieve the highest amount of points or achieving "max points"
Kiss = 10 points
Snog =15 points
A cheeky touch = 20
Anything more sexual = 50
THE DEED = MAX POINTS

Hey ;) kiss me and you can give me 10points" or "Hey fancy MAX points ;)

by Desusa October 21, 2010