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Pulling a Michael Phelps 

The most difficult sexual move to perform. Here is how it is done.

At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.

You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.

The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.

A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.

If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
Yesterday, when everybody finished swimming, I called my hot horny girlfriend and totally succeeded Pulling a Michael Phelps on her. Damn it was so hard!

michael phelps 

Have you seen that cute guy down the street?
Yeah, he looks like Michael Phelps!
michael phelps by ayBayBay69 October 4, 2008

Michael Phelps 

The most talented Olympic Swimmer ever. He won 8 gold medals in the 2008 olympics, that's all of them. Like most swimmers, he has a super-HAWT body.. but his face isn't the most attractive one ever though. People who claimed they've gone to high school with him said that he was a total jerk. He has a long torso, short legs, and fin-like feet. He's 6'4 and around 200 pounds. Again, VERY nice body but he is not Calvin Klein underwear model material. He is also my boyfriend... in my dreams, that is.
Joe: Did you see Michael Phelps win ANOTHER gold medal?
Bob: That guy is an underwater god, but he's takin' all the damn medals!
Michael Phelps by dianaispeachy October 17, 2008

Michael Phelps 

1) A swimmer from the United States of America who is basically Jesus + Aquaman

2) A phrase used to describe something that is awesome, manly, or epic.

3) A phrase when used with the word "like" after any action that makes that action an accomplishment, even if the particular action is in no way related to the actual life/accomplishments of the real Michael Phelps.

4) Synonym for Poseidon
"Dude, that guitar solo was definitely Michael Phelps"

"Man, you just chugged that beer like Michael Phelps"

"He swims like Micheal Phelps"

"Where are you from?"
"The land of Michael Phelps"
"Do you mean America or the ocean?

"The ancient Greeks worshiped Michael Phelps"



Michael Phelps by Jake5 October 9, 2008

Michael phelps 

The number 1 swimmer in the world, in the Beijing Olympics he earns 8 gold medals surpassing Mark Spitz,a legendary swimmer. Not only he is an extraordinary swimmer he is also one of the greatest role models to the kids. Currently lives in Baltimore with his mother.
Johnny: Dude!!! Did you hear?! Michael phelps won 8 gold medals in a single olympics!!

Dave: Yah I know.. Man I wish I was like him.. I want to win gold medals too..
Michael phelps by Jason Donague October 16, 2008

michael phelps 

1. half man, half fish.
2. the cutest swimmer ever.
J: hey man did you see michael phelps get those 8 olympic medals?!
A: yeah man ! i wonder how he did it ?
J: it's obvious isn't it ? he's half man, half fish.
A: whatever, he's FINNNNNNE
michael phelps by Phelps Fan October 16, 2008