math perv

a teacher who thinks math is a perverted way

''see that math perv there make sure to cover your numbers before he ''fixes'' them''

by aesthetic ☻ February 5, 2018

scalp perv

Someone who is sexually attracted to or turned on by the scalp when it is exposed, as from the part in a hairstyle.

Guy #1 Oh, bro, did you SEE that girl with the sexy hair do, she must have had sixteen parts showing all that SCALP!? I just about lost my shit.

Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!

by Birch bark weaver May 11, 2018

alpha perv

a male pervert of the highest order who can't be offended or repulsed by any sexually adventurous act or perversion.

phil an alpha perv was all smiles when the cum whore under the boardwalk took a shine to him.

by ignatz January 27, 2019

pimple perv

1.A female (or male..)who gets off on poppin pimples..."pimple perv"😏

My girl is a damn pimple perv😮always picking at my back🤨she calls it "grooming "

by Opeytwin79 May 22, 2019

Silly perv

Someone that is pervy but also a bit of a twat thus the wonderful name silly perv. Just used as a jokey name or insult for your friends

“Ah Will you are a silly perv!”
“Hey I’m not”
“That’s what a silly perv would say”

by Chlo0805 October 31, 2020

turtle perv

A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo

"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"

by Duck perv February 14, 2021

Asbesto-perv

Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.

Stop being such an enormous asbesto-perv, its only yoga!

by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021