pengued

railing a girl so hard in the va-jj or the tail pipe that she waddles out of the room like a penguin would

hey man , i pengued this girl so hard last night , she's now in a wheel chair.

by 32 saunby boys October 20, 2010

club penguin member

12-year-old girl who stole Daddy's credit card to buy virtual clothes for her penguin avatar on the scam known as Club Penguin. If she's not a snob who spends her weekends verbally abusing non-members, she's a pedo. Avoid her at all costs. Hell, you should probably avoid Club Penguin in general at all costs.

First, my daughter made me buy her 35 Webkinz. Then all the kids at school decided that being a Club Penguin member was cooler than Webkinz so she took my credit card and went on there and bought a membership! I was so mad!

by Disvan September 26, 2010

Mista Penguin

A "Mista Penguin" is an extremely good looking and sweet guy. He is compassionate and cares about the well being of other people. He is like a penguin with how dedicated he can become to somone he loves and he would most likely become a devoted and loving father someday.

He has a wide variety of talents that no one else possesses. He's kind of like a superhero and nothing ever bothers him. He so cool and laid back that even if a bomb was going off just listening to him talk would be like sitting by the ocean drinking banana smoothies.

person 1: "Danny asked me to marry him!"

person 2: "For all he's worth, he better be Mista Penguin"

by MizzEverest August 23, 2011

penguins

The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.

Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!

by Bubba Zanetti April 24, 2005

Penguin

A flightless bird

Dat's a big penguin

by XxUnknowxX March 6, 2017

pengin

someone you will be with for forever
and that you love dearly.

vaughn is jessica's pengin

jessica is vaughn's pengin

by Jesssica October 6, 2006

getting bitch slapped by a penguin

the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).

Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!

by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006