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pedo-edge

"pedo-edge" jokes and humor are a subcategory of the "edgy" genre, incorporating shock value as a major component and therefore belongs to a wider umbrella term named NSFW humor.
A: You know what the major cause of pedophilia is these days?

B: Sexy children?

A: Damn dude, no... that's some straight-up pedo-edge bru
by iDontNeedNoDamnPseudonym March 3, 2021
mugGet the pedo-edgemug.

pocket pedo

why are you going after underage midgets POCKET PEDO
by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020
mugGet the pocket pedomug.

Pedo Wizard

An ageing, peroxide blonde long hair with a penchant for snake skin boots and gold flecked flares, often found at children's parties casting dirty spells with his "magic wand".
Oh I say Calum that Pedo Wizard you had at little Timmy's birthday party didn't half get the kids in a frightful mess with all those sticky magic spells he cast all over them.
by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011
mugGet the Pedo Wizardmug.

Christmas pedo

A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo

Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present

Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!

*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*

Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
by No1shaager November 1, 2019
mugGet the Christmas pedomug.

fb pedo

a person who searches facebook vigorously in oder to find information that they "enjoy", or information about themselves.
it's conmen to find them being spoken about because of their nature...
person 1"omg dany found that post AGAIN!."
person 2"ikr?!?! he's a proper fb pedo."
person 3 (dany, fb pedo) "will you guys stop talking about me!"
by BenTheChink November 26, 2010
mugGet the fb pedomug.

Pedo feet

Where your toes look like a bald pedofile
by Pedofeet101 October 15, 2019
mugGet the Pedo feetmug.

algo pedo

Slang for "drunk" , "hammered" , "wasted"... you get it.
Friend: Aye dog, algo pedo at 11:00am si guey.
by SarahShaina July 1, 2017
mugGet the algo pedomug.

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