parking inspector

The most pathetic type of person existing on the planet.

I want to be a parking inspector when i grow up so I can be a shit bloke.

by The Ant October 31, 2006

Parking lot question

A question you need to park (save) until the end of a presentation.

It's a fancy way of saying, "Please hold all questions until the end of the presentation."

This protocol is usually reserved for business meetings held over the telephone, a setup that seems to embolden participants to jump in at any time with multiple long-winded questions, slowing down the meeting significantly, and leading other participants to become unfocused to the degree that they start playing solitaire and mentally disengage from the meeting.

Bob: Interrupting...blah, blah, blah.
Sally: Let's parking lot questions. Okay, Bob?

by Facks Masheen August 27, 2009

Parting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl who has her period.

Alex: Dude, be a good wing man and take her down for me!!
Ralph: Saw a tampon in her purse, so she's on the rag dude!!
Alex: Well then you will just be parting the Red Sea!

by RealArif August 28, 2013

parking in the pink zone

to have vaginal intercorse.

to fuck.

Dj loves parking in the pink zone.

by éSskateboarding January 18, 2009

parting shot

To give a parting shot is to say something that may offend or upset whoever is receiving that shot (which is why it's called a shot), and abruptly leaving and / or cutting that person off (which is why it's called a parting shot). It's often used when someone wishes to be the winner of an argument and not receive any hurting comeback, so it is usually viewed as a cowardly act.

Billy: You are such a dick to everyone, man!
John: How am I dick? You're just a pussy.
Billy: Oh? So now I'm a pussy, huh? You know what? FUCK YOU, FUCKING SELF-LOVING PRICK!!!
John is typing something...
Bill has logged out.
John: Lmao. Nice parting shot.

by Flashy & Cocky April 12, 2015

Prejudice Parking

When someone intentionally parks away from everyone else. (Often to park their incredibly nice car away from slam-the-door-open-ten-year-olds.)

After I bought my new Exelero, I took up prejudice parking to protect the paint job.

by Xexeter August 22, 2009

Jay Parking

To leave a k group and become a solo rapper losing all innocents in the process

Kris from exo started Jay Parking

by A army-L that blinked once June 6, 2019