Chode Patrol

Chode Patrol is an elite group of individuals who go to to deepest depths of Omegle and other online platforms in order to rid the online world of internet wankers.

While I had just finished a good hearty conversation with a stranger around the world, I was soon after greeted with the chode of a internet wanker . I sure wish the chode patrol were there to save me.

by Laquorious III January 23, 2019

Perv patrol

Perv patrol is the act of a senior citizen stalking your closest Walmart for girls or driving around your local cumbys creeping on the local tail..

Boney was out on perv patrol again I ran into him at cumbys ..

by Big daddy domestic November 23, 2021

hershey highway patrolman

Someone who looks for anal sex.

Did you hear John talked Daniele into butt sex? What a Hershey highway patrolman.

by Xtbrowning February 5, 2014

mole patrol

An Australian term used usually in primary or high school.

A group of unattractive, feral girls.

"Cheryl's a mole from the mole patrol."

by K.C.D.L May 24, 2004

Patrol Jerk

Wacking off during patrol while deployed in the army.

Did my first patrol jerk tonight.

by raven4575 February 20, 2009

Parola

Erección. El término suele usarse cuando es una erección repentina y duradera.

Erection. Frecuently a sudden and lasting erection.

¡Uy Parce! Cuando uso Boxer a cada rato me da la Parola...

¡Hey Buddy! Everytime I use Boxer Underwear I get a Parola...

by Colombian Slanger July 13, 2009

Poo Patrol

The name given to the voluntary role of maintaining levels of hygiene in the toilet facilities of a party you are hosting.

If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.

"Poo Patrol"

Somebody has taken out the toilet"

"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."

"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"

by Benp00 February 16, 2010