A Guy who has a long term crush on dudes who have big pumpkin shaped asses. usually a straight man who claims he is straight but has a huge fetish for men with big asses.
When a you pay a sex worker to paint their ass orange, like a pumpkin, then create a brown “stem” for the pumpkin by taking a shit. Then, they subsequently, sit on their client’s lap, imprinting the pumpkin shape on the lap.
Johnny was feeling festive and horny, so he paid a hooker for a pumpkin spicesteamer to get in the fall spirit.