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Pumpkin Farmer 

A Guy who has a long term crush on dudes who have big pumpkin shaped asses. usually a straight man who claims he is straight but has a huge fetish for men with big asses.
Meltz did you just check out that dudes ass, your a fucking pumpkin farmer - Lysy
Pumpkin Farmer by VoiDzL2R August 17, 2018

pumpkin clout 

If you are famous within the town of Halloweentown
Jack Skellington has pumpkin clout because people wait outside his home
pumpkin clout by Lil Liz and big C October 24, 2020

pumpkin spice steamer 

When a you pay a sex worker to paint their ass orange, like a pumpkin, then create a brown “stem” for the pumpkin by taking a shit. Then, they subsequently, sit on their client’s lap, imprinting the pumpkin shape on the lap.
Johnny was feeling festive and horny, so he paid a hooker for a pumpkin spice steamer to get in the fall spirit.
pumpkin spice steamer by CocoMomo October 18, 2021

Pumpkin Dumping 

To defecate in a carved Halloween pumpkin.
I just ate some White Castle with a Taco Bell chaser. I'm ready to go pumpkin dumping.
Pumpkin Dumping by The Pumpkin King September 24, 2006

pumpkin head 

Prison slang for someone who was beaten severely. The term is taken from the swollen condition of their head.

See also balloon head
Man, that pumpkin head got what was coming to him after he snitched on Hector.
pumpkin head by smartypants October 6, 2004

Pumpkin Beast 

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.
Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!
Pumpkin Beast by John May 13, 2005