by Monkey0805 May 29, 2023
Get the PTSD mug.PTSD - The trauma of having a smaller penis than your girlfriends ex(es), no matter your actual size. Also the trauma of always having to compensate for your inadequate size. Compounded by knowing that there is nothing you can do about it (besides cutting it off and offer it to the gods in a fiery sacrifice) Crippled by genetics.
by Damsel69 December 18, 2023
Get the PTSD mug.The situation where something was said by someone else and a good or effective response only comes to mind afterwards, often when too late to use. The roots of the word are past and diction.
Things you wish you had said at the time.
Can also be used as pasdiction - an instance of pasdict, pasdictedly - a prior pasdict, pasticter - one who has pasticted.
Things you wish you had said at the time.
Can also be used as pasdiction - an instance of pasdict, pasdictedly - a prior pasdict, pasticter - one who has pasticted.
A belated pasdict made him chuckle to himself, though he wished he had been quick witted enough to say it at the time.
Pastictedly the perfect response came to mind.
Always the pasdicter, words and phrases now rushed into his head, too late to be useful.
Pastictedly the perfect response came to mind.
Always the pasdicter, words and phrases now rushed into his head, too late to be useful.
by phlobton January 23, 2024
Get the pasdict mug.PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024
Get the PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder mug.PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024
Get the PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder mug.A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
by Babalashmuga September 19, 2023
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When you facetime your friend and forget you are screensharing and go on snapchat to stalk a crush’s location or snapscore and you screen record profile. Ptsd is the feeling after when you are constantly thinking you are screensharing so you can never go on a profile again.
When you facetime your friend and forget you are screensharing and go on snapchat to stalk a crush’s location or snapscore and you screen record profile. Ptsd is the feeling after when you are constantly thinking you are screensharing so you can never go on a profile again.
by Hislayboibye May 3, 2024
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