pasdict 

The situation where something was said by someone else and a good or effective response only comes to mind afterwards, often when too late to use. The roots of the word are past and diction.

Things you wish you had said at the time.
Can also be used as pasdiction - an instance of pasdict, pasdictedly - a prior pasdict, pasticter - one who has pasticted.

A belated pasdict made him chuckle to himself, though he wished he had been quick witted enough to say it at the time.

Pastictedly the perfect response came to mind.
Always the pasdicter, words and phrases now rushed into his head, too late to be useful.

pasdict by phlobton January 23, 2024

paddict 

Someone addicted to his/her iPad. They crave it, pine for it, and once they get it in their hot little hands, they glue their nose to it and can't put the damn thing down. The 2010 version of a Blackberry crackhead.

Fiona's only 2 years old and already a paddict.

paddict by Annilip June 19, 2010