poesed

Poesed is a synonym for getting smacked or him by something.

"that cricket ball Poesed him in the face"

"I would have Poesed him but my name isn't Callum"

by TheBoss May 3, 2014

Poeskont

An Afrikaans word fusing puss and cunt POES=Pussy Kont=cunt.
Usually directed to somebody as an insult.

You're a useless poeskont

by Malibran October 4, 2009

poesy

(poetry and hypocrisy) utilizing poetry for morally objectionable means. quoting lines from love poems to coax a reluctant partner into bed.

person A: "Fool, you can't imagine how helpful this poesy stuff is"
person B: "Yeah, how'd you do it this time?"
person A: "I just quoted 'Wondrous Moment' by Pushkin and we were doing the no pants dance in no time!"

by mars0l July 6, 2009

Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants

A pyronecrobeastiphiliac who exudes unusually large quantities of gas, which when done simultaneously may result in massive explosions.

Timmy: Do you see that mushroom cloud over there?
Billy: Holy shit! Someone must have been having sex with burning dead baby animals while farting again.
Timmy: It must have been a Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants.

by Gibby February 10, 2004

poespas

Pronounced Puz-paz

A direct slang translation for a viginal part of a women

Poespas!

Used as an insult or expresion

by Divan July 6, 2006

Poesty

Poesty
(poh-est-tee)
noun

A composition, in verse or otherwise, that is characterised by great beauty of language or expresssion (i.e. a poem) which is susequently posted on Facebook, thus becoming poesty (posted poetry)

I read some great poesty on Facebook last night.

by Kafaraqgatri February 9, 2012

poesponing

The act of a female delaying sexual contact with her partner.

Honey I know I promised to cook you a romantic dinner for your birthday Friday night, but I'm afraid my mother is coming round. We are poesponing tonight!

by Usaparttrois August 8, 2015