Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.

Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!

by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018

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brownie pounder

someone who likes anal sex

"dude you were pounding her in the @$$ again? you're such a brownie pounder"

by marmartthe2nd January 5, 2008

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pelican pounder

A form of beastiality usually involving oral sex with that of a pelican, often entered through the beak
of the pelican and penetrating through to the stomach.

"Oh man it was awesome, i gave that cute little guy a pelican pounder!"

"Dude, if you wanna show dominance give it a pelican pounder and it won't question authority ever again."

"you have no idea how awesome it was i gave it a P.P. and it died right in front of me!!"

by T-jimbo January 4, 2008

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Quarter Pounder

The act of an Ed-Boy is when you tie a girl to a bed and put a ballgag in her mouth, however instead of a ball, the ballgag needs to have a jawbreaker. Each of your homies then take turns fucking her, until she has fully eaten the jawbreaker, no matter how long it takes, and no matter how many men fuck her.

Bonus points if you shout "Buttered Toast", "Shablakah" or "Gravy" as you nut.

"Hey Kevin, did you hear what me and the other guys on the cul-de-sac did to Nazz last night? We gave her the ol' Quarter Pounder"

by Life_Has_Many_Doors_Edboy October 4, 2018

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