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poser

1. persons that aren't confident in their own opinions so they copy other persons they idolize, therefore becoming a poser.
person 1: "I LOVE __________!"
person 2: "Oh my gosh! I love that band too! We should go to a concert together, Best Friend!"
person 1: *walks away and mumbles "Poser...you're not my best friend."*
by original [: December 9, 2008
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Poser

An annoying person who pretends to be someone they are not.Some try to act lke they are goth or prep or scene etc.Some are friends that try to act like you usually because they think you are cool.These types of posers usually have low self esteem or daddy issues.The second kind of posers are the most annoying as they will try to do everything you do or buy whatever you buy.
Poser:Look at my new DC shoes and Hollister hoody!They are just like Sally's!
Person:Shut the fuck up poser.
by ohw2000 August 13, 2012
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Poser

Someone that claims to have gotten street smart from growing up on the back streets of somewhere like Orange County or Montana or claims to be a student of human behavior to sound more alert, studious and socially conscious than they actually are, since they're always asking people around them what the fuck is going on. All this is really a defense mechanism to hide the dork beneath the surface. Another one of their favorite defense mechanisms is to imitate someone that other people might describe as unbearable, thinking that by imitating somebody like that, they become somebody like that in actuality.
The poser was none of what he/she claimed to be, but knew that if he/she started being himself/herself, nobody would want to be around him/her, and nobody would want him/her around (except possibly other like minded posers).
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
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Poser

A person that believes heavily in cliques or social status, therefore acting differently around other people just to fit in. Posers usually end up having little or no friends in the end, because of these factors.
When people are not around:

Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Hell yeah.

When people are around:
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Dude you're really gay.
by Zenoe May 29, 2010
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poser

Fake

-Someone who isn't who they say there are and is a complete waste of life
Diana is such a poser.
by WILTEOUT January 28, 2015
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poser

a person who acts fake just to fit in. now dont get me wrong, some people will be hipocritical and asume that your a poser even though some people arent. NOTE: just because u wear black does not automaticly make u a goth poser!!!!! so stop being the person who goes around judging people just because of there personality >_>. the word poser gets misused now a days. if someone comes in and wears a mcr band shirt and never herd of the band. thats a poser! but if a real person comes in with an mcr shirt and gets callled a poser than people are just being hipcritcal bitches. X_X. dont be to quick to judge someone cause ull never know if there posing or not. BUT if u know for a FACT they are posers than go ahead :)
CONVERSATION 1: WITH A POSER

poser:omg! I HATE MY LIFE, I should just go cut my self in a dark corner of my room.
person:why?
poser:because my mom wont let me buy a flyleaf shirt. lol
person: whats your favorite song by them?
poser:umm uhhh i think umm uhh... well i like all of them lol
person: 0_o ok? your such a poser go get a life
poser: iam so not!!! go to my myspace page. i have pictures of my cuts. so ha. theres proof

CONVERSATION 2: WITH A HIPOCRITIC BITCH

hipocretic bitch: hey wats up?
person: nothen much. just got back from the devil wears prada concert. u?
hipocretic bitch: you such a poser!!
person: wtf? how does that make me a poser?!?!
hipocretic bitch: it just does
by 55554444333322221111 April 29, 2010
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Poser

A young, pale, male usually in teenage years who gets destroyed by people who compose better English than he does. Also, one who creeps on multiple facebook profiles and statuses.
Ryan has no clue what he's talking about but he pretends to fit in. What a poser.
by InformedGuy April 2, 2011
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