american pipeline

An American pipeline is where a man ejects his man fluids into a condom multiple times until half way full and freezes it. He will then poke little holes into the top of the condom. He will then give it to his lady friend and she will use it as a dildo and the friction of the stroking will warm the sperm until it melts into the pussy and she gets pregnant

Bill: I got a full one in the freezer if your ready for my American pipeline

by Bigdicklilnutsack May 20, 2018

Family guy pipeline incident

The Family Guy Pipeline Incident is a "related search" algorithm glitch on TikTok started by Family Guy clip accounts that used oddly satisfying videos of a metal pipe being filled with cigarettes and carrots, purportedly to avoid copyright strikes. Due to both visuals of the Family Guy clip and the pipeline video in one TikTok video, the algorithm recommended the search query "family guy pipeline incident" in the comment section. This started in mid-November 2022 and garnered interest as to what the algorithm-invented "incident" was.

The "Family Guy Pipeline Incident" then became associated with a trend called Family Guy Jumpscares, referring to a phenomenon on TikTok when parody Family Guy clip channels added random jumpscares of creepy imagery into the seemingly innocent videos to catch the viewer off guard. The bait-and-switch media trend became prominent in late 2022 and ultimately made fun of the secondary "ADHD video" underneath most Family Guy clips, often showing mobile app gameplay or ASMR adjacent content.

-Have you seen these Family Guy videos on tiktok with them pipelines getting fixed at the bottom? They are defined to be "The Family Guy pipeline incident" videos
-Oh yea, many times.

by vasonesiku December 13, 2022

alaskan pipeline

alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo

alex p: hey alex, we're still going to use the alaskan pipeline i made last night, right
alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK

by mathias420 June 7, 2004

pimpalate

to revamp one's own pimp status (i.e. to pimp oneself); to ball (even harder), to roll (even smoother), to pimp (out)

Lil' Jon pimpalated his pimp cup wit mad ice and krazy bling.

by ass o' plenty October 30, 2006

Louisiana pipeline

a variation of the Alaskan pipeline popularized after the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in which crude oil is frozen for use as a dildo

While on a picnic at the beach, he gathered up tarballs and froze them so he could surprise his girlfriend with a Louisiana pipeline.

by trashybags July 8, 2010

Alaska pipeline

Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.

Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.

by Flech belcher May 30, 2008

pipeline

the act of a man taking a shit on the toilet while fucking a girl in the ass. thereby giving the illusion that the woman is shitting through the mans dick and out his ass.

i'd sure like to pipeline that girl when i take a shit later

by shfty August 4, 2007