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petty ass bitch

A group of people or one person who talk shit and make indirect comment about people and they don't wanna run they SCARY ASS UP💯💯!!!
Tionna was a petty ass bitch when she was talking shit and didn't say it to my face..
by LilShawty Society May 29, 2016
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Petty Ass Bitch

Loves getting under peoples skin, even if it hurts them emotionality, mentally, or physically. And loves when people get upset over shit they say or do!!
I love being a petty ass bitch, my girl kayona is a petty ass bitch too!
by Bevins42215 July 17, 2017
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Petty LaBelle

When you're being the Grand Diva of pettiness, just like Patti LaBelle is the Grand Diva of Soul and R&B. You exhibit your pettiness through fascinating creativity and an unmatched dramatic flair.
Qwettah wrote a status message telling EVERYONE about Reina's accidental nose dive off the stage during her talent show performance, attached a pic of Eddie King, Jr. singing , with the caption: "Nights like this I wish that Reina would fall!!" She is sooooo Petty LaBelle!!
by QwettasQuotes July 14, 2017
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Petty Misdemeanor

A Petty Misdemeanor is the lowest class of Civil Offense. It is not a crime, and thus is not technically classified as breaking the law.

It generally results from breaking a City Ordinance, such as illegal parking, letting your dog off a leash in a leash required area, or a very minor shoplifting offense.

Petty Misdemeanors, in terms of severity, are below Misdemeanors, which are below crimes. Petty Misdemeanors, by law, cannot require jail time and any fines imposed shall not exceed $300.

Ordinances are passed by cities, since cities cannot technically enact laws. Many ordinances are total bullshit. For example, in Chicago, 'exceedingly hideous people may not appear in public.' Or in Hillsboro, Oregon, 'your horse cannot ride in the back seat of your car.'

See Coaster Ordinance Loony Law
Jason: "That prudish police officer just issued him a citation for shoplifting a candy bar."

Mike: "Only a single candy bar, who stops someone for that?! What a douchebag!"

Jason: "Yeah, but it's probably just a petty misdemeanor"


David of Chicago: "Woah, check out that fuck ugly woman over there."

Pat: "I hope the cops give her a ticket for being so fuck ugly, she shouldn't be showing her face to the public."
by The Fascist Marxist February 27, 2009
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Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty
“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girlon a loop for 3 hours.
by Jade silver November 23, 2018
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Petty Bitch

Someone who conspires with people alike them to harm other people, or to create malicious content to harm another individual or group. Usually they're also in denial, claiming they're "above that, and the drama", or they play the victim, even though they're clearly attempting to hurt others. They never let a situation die unless they get the last word, and they feel the need to prove themselves to their social group and other social groups associated with their lives. Then, when they get cornered or their plan backfires, they usually try to get the authorities involved, claiming innocence and whatnot. They also abuse the words "Whore", and "Slut" very often.

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Petty Bitch D : Hey, let's make a hate page because that girl's into Lady Gaga and likes crosses!
Petty Bitch H : Yeah, she is so lame! What a bitch. Afterwards, we can spread it around!
by Buttflowerrocket October 17, 2012
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Petty heifer

Someone who is rude,stupid,and gets mad about dumb things.
John is such a petty heifer,he got upset with me over the dumbest thing today.
by fuck_you_hoe September 3, 2016
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