Piss Patch

The wet spot in the crotch area of a guy's pants when he rushes the process of urination, tucking it back in before fully drained. The resulting after-dribble causes a tell tale wet spot, or Piss Patch.

Dave came out of the bathroom at the party with a Piss Patch on the front of his pants, resulting in the creation of his new nickname, "Piss Patch Boy".

by Timmer Tim Tim January 22, 2014

Pocket Patch

1.Someone who is really attractive/cute to you, who you just want to 'put into your pocket' because they're so darn cute.

2.A nickname for someone named Patrick.

1.That Timothee Chalamet, he's a little young for me but I'd consider him a Pocket Patch.
2. Patrick-he goes by Pocket Patch, Pocket Patcholino, Pocket Patch Adams, etc.

by Gene Tear Knee January 28, 2022

tardy patch

If you are too late in keeping the spill of your condom from dripping onto your partner you have a tardy patch! It comes from mustard patch which I heard these cheerleaders back in high school talking about in front of my locker.

Babycakes, I left my tardy patch on your quilt. Sweetie Pie get out of my bed please and go take a bath.

by hexicon September 12, 2006

Pumpkin Patch

A place plentiful in homosexuals. Meant as an endearing term.

The Castro is a total pumpkin patch.

by iwasunabletothinkofapseudonym January 22, 2010

COTTON PATCH

The Part of a Womans panties (if equipped) in which a swatch of cotton cloth or patch is placed to meet exactly at the vaginal area, providing a soft surface for the genital area. This part also serves as an absorbing cloth for bodily fluids such as sweat, menstrual period, urine, feces and leftover sperm from the male partner(s).

Girl, I just dirtied my cotton patch with a little pee-pee...

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

Rough Patch

A time when all hope seems lost or when a stupid young man child decides to ignore what he sees in front of him

During the rough patch, she couldn't see herself dealing with him anymore

by flowerpeople February 26, 2010

soul patch

a corrective device used by a man who suspects his soul has developed a slow leak

The soul patch often takes the form of a small patch of facial hair below the lower lip. This position assumes that the soul resides in the mouth or chin, and that air released through the mouth that might eventually result in a flat soul--typically the result of a punctured ego. Growth of a soul patch reflects a desire to minimize an imminent loss of traction in the spiritual matters.

by MM_of_Syracuse September 11, 2010