pocket passer

Someone who sends their friends over to talk to members of the opposite sex on their behalf while they hang at the bar because they are afraid of getting rejected, much like a quarterback who stays in the pocket is afraid of getting hit if he moves.

Guy: Hey, do you wanna meet my friend Donovan?
Girl: Sure, where is he?
Guy: Over there, by the bar.
Girl: He's cute but why didn't he just come over here himself?
Guy: He's a pocket passer.

by SJN September 27, 2005

Passed a fluff

the feminine way to say that you've passed gas otherwise known as a FART.

Tina--"O to the M to the G!!!! Becky must have passed a fluff!"

Barbie--"Like, yeah!! Smells so bad, I'm wondering if she shit in her pants?!"

by MandyGB August 6, 2009

possestual

the feeling of being possessed by an unknown source.

Judy:"Did you have Coffee this morning?"
Tracy: " No, and I am feeling possestual today" Its like I am not me anymore and a demon has possessed my body!

by clairvoyant September 13, 2012

passenger onboard

A turd in the waiting room

I've got a passenger onboard who needs to leave, i.e. there's a Mersey trout in the departure lounge.

by Duneboy April 16, 2017

Pussessed

When you fuck a guy and he becomes obsessed with you and your pussy. He will keep hitting you up in hopes you put out again

Chris: "damn, dude her pussy was so good. I'm pussessed, never had pussy that good before"

by ChubbyBunny985 January 29, 2020

passengerizing

As being a passenger; the act of riding passenger in the car or vehicle.

I prefer passengerizing on road trips.

by _.marzano._ February 18, 2020

possessed by a Karen

When you take a problematic female less seriously because of institutionalized sexism, assuming she has no real power though she directly or indirectly benefits from (usualluy white) privilege. With prolonged exposure, the sheer force of empathy will erode your sense of self and you will start to rationalize Karen antics. Exacerbated by mental illness, attractiveness, vacillating from self-deprecation to self-aggrandizement, and irony poisoning.

"I know she says problematic things but her absurd takes make me lmao."
"Just be careful you don't get possessed by a Karen."

by poocsytipoop January 21, 2021