palm job

when someone rubs a man's penis with his/her palm, without the use of fingers, in a forward and backward motion. for a proper palm job, or PJ/palmy, two or more witnesses should be present

Damn Brett, Anna gave you one crazy palm job on new years while Molly and I were on the couch.

by PJ watcher January 9, 2012

palm springs high school

ghetto

dude, palm springs high school is a fucking ghetto.

by yo2yo October 27, 2008

Palm Harbor University High School

Palm Harbor University High, Florida. The West side of FL, otherwise known as the rich side of FL. a preppy prep school where rich kids pretend they're not rich and poor kids pretend they're rich. alot of drug use and alot of joking about being gay, which 60% of the school most likely is. 90% of the school owns polo shirts in at least 6 colors. Place full of fags with with tight pants, gay hair, and republicans. Fights are pushing each other. Girls are teases and guys are fake. Hell on Earth. Almost nothing positive comes from it. The few girls who are actually good looking are dumber than a box of rocks, and further prove that girls want the guy who will treat them the most like shit over the one who won't. Everyone there acts like they are non-conforming or unique, or whatever the fuck they like to believe, despite it being far from reality. Oh, Did i mention that the football team starts off good then breaks under pressure?

look at the fag with the cat ears. bet he goes to palm harbor university high school.

by ROfljohn September 30, 2010

palm desert

Palm Desert is a wonderful place to vacation. It is very very sunny all the time and very relaxing. There are palm trees and flowers everywhere you look. Pools and golf courses are dying to be used and there is great shopping. The river which is a really fun and popular place to go, it's always crowded at night with a movie theater, families, and friends. There is Westfield with all the shopping and brand names you can imagine. There is also something equivalent to Rodeo Drive in LA. However, if you're looking to party hard this is not your place to be but you will still have a fantastic time.

Hey! Where are you going for spring break?
I'm going to Palm Desert to get my tan on!

by Krvballgirl17 April 22, 2011

palm-scrog

Masturbation. The fondling of one's self in a sexual manner.

Johnny spent all day palm-scroggin' when he should have been completing his homework.

by hawnasay November 12, 2006

Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure

1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"

by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011

Palm Yeti

When finishing sexual intercourse in doggy style, ejaculate into your hand, then yell "LOOK! A SASQUATCH!" and then proceed to throw it at your partner's face when they turn back around, confused.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.

Danny:

"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*

Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"

by Beniamin June 29, 2012