Better Option?

A board game that consists of a persons life in shambles. Activities include running from police, dating younger homosexual men, calling off work, getting completely wasted and high, proceeding to drive home wasted and high, and mispronouncing words and creating incomplete sentences.

Gee guys, I feel pretty shitty about my life. Let's play "Better Option?" so we don't feel so bad about ourselves.

by AberFitch1220 March 2, 2009

Plans Are Optional

proper noun: a decent podcast made by 3 mildly funny, tired and relatable middle aged nerds who struggle with recording equipment, but still make it work.

them: Are you listening to any podcasts right now?

me: Plans Are Optional.

them: Why don't you just say no, instead of trying to sound mysterious?

me, sighing: -_- no, thats the name of a podcast, Plans Are Optional.

by frankieluvsasuke October 28, 2019

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023

optionitis

sick of making choices. very similar to the laziness of senioritis.

I can't decide, man, my optionitis is flaring.

by walkwithme June 9, 2016

Optional Anal

Its the action of doing anal sex with another being (female, demiboy i dont give a shit just stfu and read the rest ok) after you fucked the being in the vagina.

" Damn that pussy so good but let me get a taste of that ass too, throw in an optional anal".

by Ruige Kever August 12, 2021

nose optional

The state of wearing one's mask improperly, so that the nose remains exposed.

Dude I swear every time I see K-money in the hallway, he's going nose optional. Does he even know how to wear his mask?

by John Juices February 13, 2022

reid_.option

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Type 1: “Bro look at this page reid_.option you should follow it”
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by Japoxfrd November 23, 2021