non-optional

a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances

Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.

by Sconie December 16, 2008

Optionary

Adjective; When something is both optional and necessary.

That zone in the game not required and full of monsters, but it is also full of some great loot. It is completely optionary.

by almightygoogly June 9, 2018

Opyion

A triangle vagina. They call it that because there are three points/holes in a vagina. This is the same as a triangle. That's how you get an Opyion.

Demi has a huge Opyion!

Ashton wouldn't stop licking my Opyion

by RainCloud924 May 18, 2011

Oltion

A man with a normally large dick he also gets hella bitches and men

yo i love oltion
me too

by Oltionizcool May 12, 2022

weighing his options

When a guy or girl looks at the two (2) people they want to go out with, and chooses between the two by figuring out each persons pluses and minuses.

Jimmy is choosing between Wanda and Katie by weighing his options.

by Peter fishermanshire July 6, 2007

homo optional

When a statement has any sort of homosexual context, but you don't want to say the over-used phrase"no homo".

It's going to be harder than you think (homo optional).

by St. Fun March 2, 2009

opting out

Can apply to absolutely ANYTHING!

After you've said 'im opting out', there really isnt anything the other person who you opted out from can do!

NOTE: After one person has opted out of something, the other person cannot say, "im opting out of you opting out" etc.. thats it, Opting Out is FINAL>

Police officer: "erm, lads, im gonna have to put you under

arrest for that"

You: "im sorry boys, im opting out"

Police officer: "......arg..oo..ou..erm, fair enough lads, well said, i cant really do much now can i, ill cya later"

You: "alright mate, just go for cruise in yah car or something"

police officer: "will do"

by Sam-Top May 13, 2006