Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.
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My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.
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n. A word describing punditry of any sort, but particularly political punditry, that one reads or watches because one has no actual opinion to speak of and finds pleasure in seeing others vigorously express their own opinion.
The O'Reilly Factor isn't news, it's just opinion porn for people who can't get any discourse on their own.
by Haff January 4, 2009
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by nobinshallfreely November 29, 2011
Get the Opinion mug.Over Opinionated people are those who resend any other view on their believes, like religious lunatics or somebody otherwise biased to carry on their own agenda no matter what.
In the lack of knowledge ignorance prospers, and while it takes a character to seek better understanding, most settle with opinionated views out of convenience, is sad but natural course of things.
Only the opinion open to judgement is the opinion worthwhile standing by. Anything else makes you opinionated and simply ignorant. In this context being over-opinionated means over-ignorant, fixed on the idea that takes you over against your better judgement, and alienating to others.
In the lack of knowledge ignorance prospers, and while it takes a character to seek better understanding, most settle with opinionated views out of convenience, is sad but natural course of things.
Only the opinion open to judgement is the opinion worthwhile standing by. Anything else makes you opinionated and simply ignorant. In this context being over-opinionated means over-ignorant, fixed on the idea that takes you over against your better judgement, and alienating to others.
Say, you order a pizza after a long day, the doorbell rings, you rush there to open, drooling, feeling the taste of it, only to find Jehovah's Witnesses at your door, damn. So what do you do? - You stand there, pretending you are listening to their BS until the pizza man comes. After all, they don't care if you are listening just as they don't care what you think of it, they are over opinionated lunatics, no more no less. And unfortunately that's just the way it is, so you leave them be.
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Get the opinion mug.an opinion whore is someone that doesnt listen to what anyone else says. Many times they think other people are opinion whores when in fact, thinking that makes them an opinion whore. many times they say i love bush & make all drugs illegal.
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