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Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.
I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.
by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013
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Granny Gangsta

An old aged woman who wears chains, her hats backwards, can rap, is able to walk/bounce, enjoys goings to clubs, and is a true thug in several gangs.
Xavier Rex: Shit man, look at that granny gangsta rap! She's got some beats. BEAST.
Granny Gangsta: Well I'm an old granny gangsta, and I'm here to say, I'm a wack rocker jockey so get outta my way!
Crowd: OH SHIT!
by Grandpa Gangsta July 8, 2009
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Granny’s Yogurt

When a G.I.L.F. reaches climax, the sauce that proceeds to come out is granny’s yogurt.
Tom: hey man I was doing this smoking hot GILF last night
Mark: sick dude did you get a taste of that granny’s yogurt??
by Lecrae116 February 6, 2018
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Granny Shifter

USA: A person who changes gears in a car slowly
Ireland: A person who french kisses grandmothers
US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?
by SMCLG September 22, 2022
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Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.
def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!
by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010
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Granny Clampets

Daisy Dukes on somebody too old to be taken seriously.
That old queen has some nerve parading around in her Granny Clampets.
by swt581962 June 1, 2014
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Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
by tilly tilly May 7, 2014
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