How am I supposed to study for this test without suzi?
I never go to Vegas without suzi.
Suzi kept me up all night.
I never go to Vegas without suzi.
Suzi kept me up all night.
by Big Suzi September 14, 2021

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014

A chick who hears voices in her sleep telling her to get up and go to school. This type is self proclaimed crazy.
by anonymous November 04, 2021

by JasperSI June 12, 2019

by grrrrrrr February 11, 2022

by Wordman303 August 01, 2024

Suzie will be the light of your life the moment you meet her. She’ll be your best friend from day one. Suzie is the type of person you could say nothing to but both end up in stitches because she’s so easy to be around. You can everything and nothing in common with her all the same time, she’s a beautiful soul with an even prettier face, wish she knew it though, Suzie is definitely a friend worth keeping!
“Suzie really is a great friend to have”
by Greasycat69 December 09, 2023
