a reckless succession of right swipes intended as a shotgun approach to finding the evenings tinder fuck. A tinder blast usually results in a night of bad decisions and a morning of blocking undesirables.
by Glyph11 February 15, 2014
Get the tinder blastmug. A sexual partner brings a man to the brink of ejaculation, then he ejaculates all over them, wherever they see fit. Usually breasts, but can be ear, nose, even eyes!
Alphy snake blasted my breasts last night ❤️❤️
Did you hear about Alphy snake blasting his piece of ass last night? All over her tits apparently!
Did you hear about Alphy snake blasting his piece of ass last night? All over her tits apparently!
by Son Yin no G Hine January 12, 2021
Get the Snake Blastingmug. Raging in a Discord server, and leaving before the community has a chance to tell you how big of an idiot you are.
Man: Did you see that his holiness The_Immortal wanted to build the Hangar bay of the Starship Enterprise?
Woman: That's ridiculous, did you tell him to get lost?
Man: Nope, decided he'd be Pulling a Blast before we could scold him.
Woman: That's ridiculous, did you tell him to get lost?
Man: Nope, decided he'd be Pulling a Blast before we could scold him.
by Dave Baczuki June 6, 2018
Get the Pulling a Blastmug. When a man goes without sex/masturbation for 3-10 years then has an explosion that would flood downtown Detroit.
Chris gave that cuban kid a Baobab Blast last night, and now he has to pay the city for the flood damage.
by Jesus Chrysler June 19, 2010
Get the Baobab Blastmug. The term in which someone has too ejaculate directly into someone's mouth. AND OR FLY AWAY IN A MOTHERFUCKING ROCKET.
Women:OH BABY THAT FEELS GREAT
MAN: GOTTA BLAST!!!!!
Girlfriend:Hey, do you wanna go too the mov-
Man: GOTTA BLAST!!!
MAN: GOTTA BLAST!!!!!
Girlfriend:Hey, do you wanna go too the mov-
Man: GOTTA BLAST!!!
by Young Dagger Dick Is My Handle September 18, 2019
Get the GOTTA BLASTmug. A sudden feeling of joy brought on by dopamine being released in the brain. Its a sudden feeling of happiness caused by such things as shopping, doing well on a test, and smoking up. Any time you notice a sudden, positive mood alteration, you are experiencing a dopamine blast.
Kelsey: "I just got an A+ in orgo, dopamine blast!!!".
Nick: "What a nerd..."
Kelsey: "Whatever, someone needs to get off the haterade".
Nick: "What a nerd..."
Kelsey: "Whatever, someone needs to get off the haterade".
by kawar November 7, 2009
Get the Dopamine Blastmug. Often used as an excuse to leave a situation/event. The phrase is also used when someone slides in the DM's
1)"So, Bertha, how about those grades. I heard that report cards are out. Let me see them...now."
"Oops, Gotta Blast"
2) "Alright class, turn in your essay discussing what we read so far. Wait, Bloodrayne where's yours"
"Uh...Gotta Blast!"
"Oops, Gotta Blast"
2) "Alright class, turn in your essay discussing what we read so far. Wait, Bloodrayne where's yours"
"Uh...Gotta Blast!"
by PastelCacti December 24, 2016
Get the Gotta Blastmug.