Valencia Omelette

To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.

Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.

Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!

by Buggles21 May 8, 2021

Russian Omelette

A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.

Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.

by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020

dropped an omelette

Awkwardly telling your ex-wife about a stupid & minor domestic problem.

"So I was trying to tell Francie about how gassy the dog's been recently and man, I really dropped an omelette there."

by lowandlazy December 16, 2008

Dirty Omelette

When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.

Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.

by Making it clap January 4, 2018

Caviar Omelette

A violent Creampie. That’s it.

Aye bro, we went back to her place and I gave her a caviar omelette.

by DanoDaMano September 4, 2022