Ohshit

The exact moment of realization that you have done something insanely stupid.

I just left my keys in the car with the engine running! Ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit!!!

by likeyehokwhatev October 26, 2005

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Ohshitdamnfuckow!

An exclamatory remark after being inflicted with pain. Can also be used as a replacement for "oh snap!"

Originates from the human brain not being able to decide which vulgarity to use.

*after being hurt
<person smashes finger>
Person: ohshitdamnfuckow!
Person 2: ...?

*in replacement to "oh snap!" Etc
Mountie: what are you doing in canada?
Leo: what are YOU doing in canada?
Mountie: ohshitdamnfuckow! that hoser owned you!

by yellowribbonhair May 6, 2012

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OHSHIT moment

An OHSHIT moment is the instant between the pain and screaming, or the first time you smell Paris Hilton's cooch. (Maybe a mix of both.) Any sort of moment where you are bound to freak out has an OHSHIT, big or small. Here you may yell out a shitplitive, begin to cry, or crap yourself. Or all three.

(An example of an OHSHIT moment)

In Johnny's head-

'OHSHIT, definitely not having kids now.'

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

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ohshitshespregnantitis

the reaction you get when you find out you wife girlfriend or a random one night stand tells you shes pregnant.

jon: dude whats wrong with you
luke: you remember that girl i slept with about a month ago?
jon: yeah what about her?
luke: she told me shes pregnant
jon: ha thats funny ill be you have ohshitshespregnantitis right?

by fl321chris November 29, 2011

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Ohshitno

An exclamation often used when something bad is about to happen, and is often said so incredibly fast that it almost doesn't sound like a word.

person 1: (about to spill staining substance on carpeted surface)
person 2: Ohshitno don't!

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 8, 2015

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OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!!!!!!!!!!

OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!!!!!!!!!!: A term used while flying over the suburbs of eastern africa explaining how to use a comtpothnrowshig while the Rocky moutains screw up the controls in the plane and you have to eject from 39,000 feet in the air. Also see FUCK!!!!!

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by gsdtlkw hg jqehgru2e qh gerjk October 16, 2008

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