Shoeless Par 5

Slang for trying to finger bang a girl with all 5 of your toes into her 1 vagina hole.

Hey Sara, how’s that UTI?
“Turns out it was athletes foot from that shoeless par 5 with Xavier!”

by Negus45 August 28, 2022

Par walk

Whilst playing golf, you don’t get an eagle, you don’t get a birdie but you get a par, the first thing you must do, MUST do, is the par walk.

A flat hand to the chest, shoulders back and a stern walk forward, a celebration of a three, four or five shotter. The par walk.

Hey dude, great shot, you know what you have to do now right??

Yeah I know man, the par walk…

by Tyn-y-mur January 23, 2022

Bender par

When in an arguement on a computer and someone calls you bender reply with a picture of bender and a question mark.

shut up you bender. (insert picture here) ? and there you go a Bender par.

by magesik snail June 2, 2011