When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.
Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
by bakedjake August 30, 2021
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by Deuce the Dung Foo Master February 12, 2024
Get the Denver Omelette mug.A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.
Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.
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Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
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