the long sell

A scheme, trick or a practical joke that may take days, weeks and sometimes years to accomplish. Usually done with bad intentions. Very few people have the unimaginable self discipline that it takes to perpetuate this ongoing charade.

In "there's something about Mary," the long sell pulled off by Norm, the pizza delivery guy is quite impressive. By pretending to have a broken back and using crutches day in and day out he is able to get up close and personal with her as his chiropractor. The count of Monte cristo holds the record for the longest sell in history...20 years.

by gator777 October 25, 2014

Selling the bar

Showing the bar, is when you have plans with somebody, for days weeks or months does not matter, and at the last minute you decide to back out on the plans, Does not matter what you are doing, going to the movies, playing poker, going to a concert, we’re going to a bar

Dude what time I’m picking you up tonight?
Ah dude, I’m selling the bar

by Captain haha July 13, 2022

Rip and Sell

When creepy people at your public library come in and take CDs, download them onto their computer, and leave the CDs on the table, walking away with the music on their computer, ready to sell.

The old man came to the library on Saturday afternoon with his personal computer. He downloaded eight CDs and left, leaving the CDs on the table. Clearly a Rip and Sell kind of guy.

by JohnDoe123456789101112 December 18, 2011

Sell Out

A person who abandoned his or hers team

Anthony abandoned us and was a ball hog he's such a sell out

by KillerSpyder October 9, 2018

Selling tricks

When a person performs sluty sexual acts for money.

Friend 1 "See that chick over there, shes selling tricks!"

Friend 2 " what tricks does she sell?"

Friend 1 "well she made my dick disappear down her throat".

by Urbanwordin^ September 6, 2019

selling trap

Selling drugs or illegal substances.

Craig was selling trap at the music festival.

by omegazlash April 29, 2016

sell-phone

A cell phone or mobile device which advertisers uninvitedly use to sell things to cell phone users by sending them text messages but also popping ads on the interface, especially when users are surfing the Web.

Some advertisers uninvitedly turn my cell phone into a sell-phone, an S, E, L, L phone.

by but for July 19, 2018