regret

ari

“ari”
“what’s that?”
“a regret”

by sophi wolfhard October 5, 2022

Regretment

When you resent and regret meeting a coworker.

I have a regretment about showing him how to do his job.

by TOPHAND February 29, 2024

Rapture Regret

The feeling of remorse and embarrassment experienced by religious people who make decisions based on the expectation of an impending "Rapture" event, when said event fails to occur.

Keith came around asking for all his stuff back today. Seems the Rapture didn't happen on Wednesday after all. The guy's suffering from Rapture Regret.

by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024

commute regret

A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.

Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret

by Voltmanic September 28, 2023

Hotel Regret and Pain

An awful Mario Maker level that will make any streamer cry and destroy the ears of the audience. No streamer will ever beat this. Why Supcon did you create this?

Streamer: Okay so the next level is from Just for Lawls and Trolls....

Streamer: Okay it's called Hotel Regret and Pain.

Streamer: OH GOD THIS LEVEL IS HORRIBLE GET ME OUT OF HERE

by Eiymab Hitch May 28, 2020

cheese regret

when u crave a block of cheese so much and you eat some and then feel immense regret afterwards. even though you know you’ll regret the cheese, you will eat it again.

“i just experienced cheese regret”

by dandelion99 April 23, 2023

Regret

No amount of suffering will ever make me regret a single thing I have said.

Hym "Hey, I do not nor will I ever regret talking about your vermin kids. They are shit. You are shit. You're telling yourself that pedophiles are going to see this and do something other than molest them harder and that's likely wishful thinking at this point. I won't regret this. I won't regret stabbing up some toddler in his mother's arms at a gas station. And I won't let you steal me shit."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025