A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.
Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch
by Pubestache September 16, 2016
Get the Subway Workermug. by Edwardomazing August 13, 2020
Get the Subway Simpmug. by LeUrbanDefiner September 30, 2015
Get the Subway virginmug. The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014
Get the The Subway Testmug. The act of fucking some random slut inside a tractor tire while it rolls down the street. After you go beast mode and blow a huge load "man-naise" inside her rancid cunt, you throw her out and say "I appreciate you".
My buddy Tim G. gave LaTimba The Marshawn Subway last night on Vine Street. She said "It's always good to be appreciated".
by Rodney Biff January 17, 2021
Get the The Marshawn Subwaymug. A Subway Bum. Is usually a low-income person. Whom scrounges change from any available resource, so they can take advantage of subways $5 dollar foot-long deal!
Sam: Hey man why are you digging through my cup holders?
George: Im trying to get enough for a foot-long at subway!
Sam: Get out of my car you Subway Bum!
George: Im trying to get enough for a foot-long at subway!
Sam: Get out of my car you Subway Bum!
by Addicted_To_Rehab February 27, 2013
Get the Subway Bummug. A term used to describe something that goes unfinished and is seen as a failure for whoever was involved.
Named after the abandoned, unused Subway system below the streets of Cincinnati.
Named after the abandoned, unused Subway system below the streets of Cincinnati.
I've really fallen behind in Spanish this year. I don't think I can finish but I really don't want it to turn into a Cincinnati subway
by GaaraoftheDamned March 22, 2013
Get the Cincinnati Subwaymug.