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Neutral Stupid

A character in Dungeons & Dragons of the "True Neutral" alignment, played poorly due to a fundamental misunderstanding of what "True Neutral" means.
A Neutral Stupid character is borderline obsessed with maintaining the "balance of the world" and will unpredictably switch sides if they believe that the "good guys" are too strong, sometimes in the middle of combat.

(See also: Lawful Stupid, Chaotic Stupid)
Ranger: "I shoot the orc in the middle with my bow, dealing 16 piercing damage."

Neutral Stupid Druid: "Oh, uh, I heal the orc!"

Ranger: "You WHAT?"

NSD: "My character believes that you guys are killing the orcs too quickly."

DM: "There's literally three orcs on you right now, buddy."
by JustSparky November 26, 2022
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Casual Neutral

When as an employer you only employ Full-Time staff
our business no longer wants to employee casuals we are deemed Casual Neutral
by KingAdzy73 July 5, 2024
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nad neutralizer

(n). When one takes some sort of physical means to decrease one's libido, so one cannot have an erection. Quite often the man will take something to block one's urges. Another name for this is to install a pop up blocker. Don't confuse this with cock blocker. That's entirely different.
Hey, man, I heard that you're going to Vegas tomorrow. With all those scantily clad showgirls around everywhere, aren't you worried that you will get into trouble with the Missus out of town?

No man, I got it covered. I too a 'nad neutralizer, so I'm good.
by Mind Gamer November 25, 2013
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lame-neutral

When the opposing lameness of two people balance and cancel each other out, therefore making both parties neither lame or unlame; thus, lame-neutral.
"Dude, you're into geology? That's lame."
"Yeah, but you're into bugs, so it's lame-neutral."
"Fair tbh."
by kiddo_ February 26, 2022
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Tempra-Neutral

When the outside temperature and the inside temperature are the same
Look, it's 68 degrees inside and outside. That's Tempra-Neutral
by Studiolion March 17, 2022
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Stuck in neutral

To be out of control of your body, whatever happens happens. Rolling at the pace of the universe.
Smoked so much, that a bitch was stuck in neutral.
by Troglodyte April 11, 2021
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