Nettles

A mans genitals

My nettles stung her hard

by Trollforthebant324 May 14, 2017

stinging nettled

when you get stung by a nettle

woahhhh i just got stinging nettled ffs

by leonnnn1234567890 May 16, 2020

Nittlers

Adjective for all things that spread beyond awesome, cool and great.

Man: "Dude, did you go surfing last night? "
Dude: "Yeah, Man, it was flippin' Nittlers!"

Comes with it's very own jingle:

"Oh my Nittlers ...Oh, Oh, My Nittlers, GEEZE!"

by Swarty Method August 18, 2008

Nettext

Internet text messaging. Specializing in browser to website text messaging.

If a website has a nettext button, you can click it and send a quick message to that website. (See nettext.me)

by webmasterm July 29, 2011

netflexing

The act of channeling so much energy to complete entire series of netflix shows in weeks or even days.

look at him his netflexing is hardcore

by BreakyIsGood October 1, 2015

Netsleeper

Somebody who mostly never turns off their Laptop or Desktop, they mostly will do this if they want to watch or read something and need some sleep so they can go to work or school. So when they're done working they can go right back to what they want to watch or read.

Guy 1: Hey why are you not turning off your Computer when you go to sleep?
Guy 2: Ohh... I'm just your average Netsleeper.
Guy 2: Oh, Ok, Just wondering.
Guy 1: Ok Bye!
Guy 2: Bye, Bye... Netsleeper

by Positive Guy July 25, 2016

nettertubes

What the Internet is made of.

You're clogging your nettertubes with torrenting massive amounts of pr0n, and THAT'S why your Netflix resolution looks like a Nintendo 64 for fuck sake.

by Klendathu_Jones July 19, 2016