prepared nervousness

when you are waiting to do something with the sudden urge right before it happens to not do it

1)
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."

"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."

2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 16, 2008

nervours

a person's inability to spell "nervous"

I was really nervours today.

by Sk0rpwn April 12, 2011

aerobic nervosa

being obsessed with exercise; being nervously anxious to exercise all the time.

That girl who works out five times a day must have aerobic nervosa.

by PoetryWithoutANet May 10, 2009

beastiality nervosa

A disease in which the human brain (and sexual organs) find beastiality sexually pleasing

John: I just got out of rehab
Tom: Congratulations, for what
John: beastiality nervosa
Tom: (Walks away awkwardly)

by memetron4000 December 17, 2010

Gracilis Turbidus nervosa

A psychological disorder characterized by the misconception of being frail or skinny.

or
An excessively overweight individual who does not see themselves as being obese - but is.

Gracilis Turbidus nervosa: Obese individuals who underestimate the sizes of clothes being purchased.

by big_bang November 2, 2009

nervouscited

When you are extremely excited to do something, but are also very nervous to do so.

I am very nervouscited about the swimming unit tomorrow.

by Tea Rose Witchlette April 21, 2016

nehvous

nervous as spoken by someone with a speech impedement

"Im a little nehvous. I've never done this befoe."

by orangutan_on_turnpike August 19, 2009