nerf ball head

when your head feels fuzzy and soft due to a head cold

This cold is brutal; I have nerf ball head.

by Godiva Goddess November 9, 2015

nerf hurdlin turd burglar

nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun

One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.

Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"

by lil-nugget January 22, 2014

Nerf Sword

Mr. Dec's sword used in Halo 2 that is unable to kill anyone.

Further see other nerf weapons he has used.

"Damnit i just hit you with my sword! WTF its a fucking nerf sword it cant kill shit and my friggin nerf greands dont do anything!"

by boo sloo whore and a half December 30, 2004

nerf

nerd + surf = nerf

Getting into a subject really deep on the web.

I really nerfed about hairdos last night. I didn't fall asleep before 3...

I nerf a lot on basically every subject I come across. Terfing is one of the best ways of spending time nerfing.

by Terfman February 24, 2018

nerf dildo

NSFW Something that appears to be impressively effective, yet is completely ineffective.

Upon losing all credibility/power, he is considered now a Nerf Dildo.

by An Impressive Fool December 1, 2023

Nerf Gun Mafia

The pretentious "Big-tech" dorks of Silicon Valley known for annoying otherwise-productive & tech-savvy people, helping to destroy the first amendment with censorship, and growing a technocracy to replace not only themselves, but pretty much most of humanity.

While Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and the likes have always been fodder for critics of upstanding human behavior, 2020 really showed how powerful the Nerf Gun Mafia has become, and how dangerous it is to America as well as the rest of the world.

by S. McCormick April 7, 2021

Nerf

This when a video game company with a mmorpg online game makes your character extremely weak and useless because you was so much more powerful than everyone else. And a lot of people cry about it too. But the game makers and other people get so jealous because he gets all the girls and love. They nerf him as much money and time he put into it. And that’s the worst criminal offense ever. And they think they can get away with it because they move to an island so they can’t get arrested by other authorities and a lot of other people move across the world to escape charges and death. For their crimes. They don’t want to put in the same hard work as him and cry and steal from him. ,

They all going to hell for nerfing those greatest players and cost them everything. Don’t worry and took everything they had too. Some people spend 20 years or more building they self up in a game becoming stronger. Nerf

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 11, 2022