Needle Nuts

When it's cold outside or you are in a situation where your nuts shrivel up into one condensed sac. Normally used when chillin with the niggas. Highly embarrassing in certain situations.

Man 1: "Fuck man, it's needle nuts nigga hours."
Man 2: "For real, I can't let my woman see me like this!"

by Grizzly Wintergreen LONG CUT February 16, 2019

I need to pee

basically can I use the bathroom/ where is the bathroom

I need to pee

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 8, 2019

depth of need

How far you are willing to humiliate yourself through the pathetic subjection of your life to the moronic whims of a bitch just to get some pussy.

What´s wrong with your bro?
Jenna is messing his brain probing his depth of need for pussy.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

what else do you need in wife?

Self explanatory really.. what else are you looking for in a wife? Good sex? Good sandwich marking skills? Or what have you.. etc etc

Girl a) LMFAO when will all these crazy new sayings from pete laan end? 🤣

Girl b) hopefully NEVER! Lmfao fordayzzz over that shit. And all his silly pout selfies.

Then he goes on Instagram and posts 'what else do you need in wife?' directed at his beautiful girlfriend Ambeh Rose 💞

Comical stuff really.. oh pete laan ahah x

by Scriptures April 10, 2017

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

Phrase originaly used by well known actor Roy Scheider in the 1975 blockbuster 'Jaws'. He utters the line when he gets a good look at the size of the shark that is circling the small fishing boat he is on. Used in day to day life when a situation seems insurmountable.

"We need to find him 1000 red M&Ms before he goes on stage in 15 minutes..... We're gonna need a bigger boat."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

Special Needs Goose

The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.

Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.

by I am Iron Man! July 1, 2009

We need to talk

The four words in a relationship nobody wants to hear.

He said, We need to talk and I thought Oh damn!

by DizzyLizzy January 10, 2007