numb minding

Act of watching/doing something that is particularly easy and requires very little brain power. ie: social media

Numb minding :Social media (watching videos memes)

by Grimydefwords February 23, 2017

Numb Luck

When you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you'd be lucky if you went numb.

Ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. The yeti then bashed Ryan's skull in the door 8 times, causing Ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. Ryan couldn't feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
"Haha, I guess you could say this was Numb Luck! Ha!" Mumbled Ryan.

by The Darkone November 13, 2016

nosey numb

The state of ones nose being numb when intoxicated

E.g - I’ve drank so much I have a nosey numb

by Backalleyblowjob1 September 10, 2020

Numb Nuts

A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.

"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"

by PTX2 October 24, 2019

numb out

When u can't "close the deal" aka when ya dick rock hard but can't dump that load

Shorty twat was wack,shit made my dick numb out!!!

by Ineedadumpsite777 March 28, 2016

Numb nuts

Someone sooo stupid that it seem like the nuts a numb

Ronnie said, "Of course she wants a piece of me numb nuts....you can really be stupid sometimes Dailyn"

by @Lord_Mack21 February 19, 2015

Email Numbness

The act of becoming numb to the information in emails due to the amount of emails received.

Boss: Why did you do that task? I sent you an email.
Employee: I didn't see it in the email; I get 200 emails a day.
Boss: You are experiencing email numbness; I'll cut back the amount of emails I send.

by TrueWillis February 21, 2011