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newbish

Having quality that makes something appear to be made by, thought of, etc. by a newb (look up newb or newbie). This word is used when someone asks a question with a seemingly obvious answer. Also when someone produces poor quality work, esp. in mapping or similar computer game activities.

Also spelled as "noobish"
"I have a newbish question..."
"That looks quite newbish..."
by BlastMaster February 5, 2003
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Newburgh Romance

the high school relationship of two people who are not immediate relatives but are within 3rd or 4th cousins.
Name taken from the town of Newburgh, Maine. The kind of town where when a child is born his surname is one of about 15.
Joe: "Hey did ya hear mark and jen are going out now?"
Paul: "That's what this place needs, another Newburgh Romance"
by Chadg May 20, 2008
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newblar

wordnewbie/word
This kid was trying to duelzor me but i pked his newblar ass.
by bush sucks April 25, 2003
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Newbtacular

When a newb does some thing so spectaculary newbish its beyond newbish, thus its newbtacular. Newbtacular events are always in best of intentions but back fire on the newb and/or team. Used primaraly for online games, expecially when teams are involved, because telling the newb he/shes newbtacular is pointless as they probaly dont know what a newb is. Yea its that bad.
Its a first person shooter 4 (Team A) to 1 (team B), newb is on team A. And the game is at hand.
Team A: we got him cornered in the donut room, lets all rush at the same time.
Team A rushes but newb stays behind
Newb: Ill throw a grenade to help you guys out.
Team A: noooooo dont d...
Team A dies in grenade blast
Newb: Crap sorry guys (not realizing that his teammates cant here him cuz their dead)
Newb:Ill throw my last grenade to the right wall and rush to the left
Newb throws grenade to right making it bounce of to the left and runs at the grenade, thus accidently killing himself.
Team A: Newbtacular, vote him
Team B: That was Neeeeewb-TAC-U-LaR ^_^
by Pyros June 18, 2006
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newbietention

Portmanteau of "newbie" and "attention": Attention given to a newbie of a forum, online game, club, group, etc., by an experienced member; usually in the form of support, praise, positive feedback, mentoring, or other active measures to help the newbie fit in and gain experience quickly. Being "newbietentive" is a lot like watching over a younger sibling, while being the newbie in this situation can feel like being the younger sibling. Can sometimes have romantic connotations, depending on the context.
"Romantic newbietention" can be considered a common theme in anime -- such as when a character is attracted to a new student at school, a new member of a club, etc., and, because of this, goes out of their way to help them. Often the more experienced member is attracted to the person precisely because they are a newbie (the position of newbie can frame someone as innocent or helpless, which some dominant characters like). Romantic newbietention can be split into two different types: In the former, it starts out as newbietention and progresses to romantic attraction; whereas in the latter, it starts out as romantic attraction and manifests itself, or is disguised as, newbietention. Sometimes, even the newbieattentive person is unaware of their romantic attraction towards the newbie.
Related forms: "newbieattentive"; attentive towards a newbie; portmanteau of "newbie" and "attentive".
* "When I signed up to that forum, the moderators greeted me, answered all my questions, and totally went out of their way to help me get involved. They give me a ton of newbietention -- I felt like their little sister."
* A great example of "romantic" newbietention (when an experienced member is newbieattentive because they are attracted to the newbie) is "Ouran High School Host Club" -- Tamaki's constant attention and mentoring towards Haruhi near the beginning of the series borders on, and is perceived as, romantic attraction; also, the other five members take care of Haruhi like a sister, which is an example of normal newbietention. Another example of the romantic kind is Takayuki Utsunomiya's attraction to Mira Munakata in "Papa To Kiss In The Dark".
Note: The concept of "romantic newbietention" is something you can sense intuitively.
by Vannah May 26, 2008
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Newbism

1) Religion for newbies.
2) A legendary newbie.
Random Newbie: Dude, Teach me how to become a legendary Newbism..
by Random Newbie June 18, 2011
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Newbury High School

The high school in the middle of nowhere, and where the technology is slowly getting more modern.
Newbury High School is not very technologically advanced.
by Thatoneguy123424 January 10, 2012
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