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perpetual motion

Continuous movement, not impeded by friction or forces, and travelling at the same speed.
Perpetual motion could be used to provide electrical energy. Should an electromagnetic generator be constructed around Darwin's grave in the year 2006, it would be able to power approximately 25% of the world's electrical consumption by 2008. The machine would work in the following way: Darwin continually spins in his grave due to the presence of mindless idiots in the human race, of which there are a great number (thus increasing Darwin's rotational speed). All you need to do is electrically charge his body and you have an infinite power supply (just as human stupidity is infinite). There have been, and always will be, idiots in the world, as provided by teenaged mothers, thus providing perpetual motion on the part of Darwin's corpse.
by Lord of the Pies August 30, 2008
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Loose Motion

The situation you face during diarrhea and dysentery. Mostly synonymous to diarrhea and dysentery to the people in Indian Subcontinent.
How long have you been in toilet? Got loose motion?
by urbangladeshi May 28, 2011
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Bro Motion

Noun- When a guy watches a girl do any physical activity. He watches those cannons bounce in Bro Motion.
1. The other day i watched a girl jog. It was all in Bro Motion!

2. Watching that hunny work out was so hard to handle, it was like she was working in Bro Motion.
by Stevokenevo February 18, 2009
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slow motion

To move one's body at a low rate, in this case its used for in a dance.

In other cases its when the movement is retained at a low pace.
"Baby, dont shake ya body so fast, slow motion for me."
by Knoledge MasterWoman August 25, 2004
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mutton chops

large sideburns, almost connecting at the chin, aka "lamb chops", or "muttons"
Damn! John Quincy Adams had some gnarly mutton chops!
by paulieD February 28, 2008
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Piss Muting

When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.
Mom: Johnny, if you're staying up late tonight be sure to mute your piss so you don't wake me up.

Another example:
Friend 1: Hey I have to piss. What if I wake your parents?
Friend 2: Dude just use Piss Muting.
Friend 1: Great idea why didn't I think of that?
by the way... August 11, 2013
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mutton cunt

When a girl's vagina tastes a little funny. Sometimes the "mutton-esque" flavour comes on as the result of middle age.
When you eat out the snatch of an 18-year old girl, it tastes quite a bit like lamb chops.

But when you eat out some dirty old cougar, it tastes kinda wonky. A mutton cunt!

BAAAAAAA!
by Pollup January 14, 2008
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