Scat Muncher

One who finds nothing finer than the pleasure gained from eating faeces

Sam Ford eats shite, dirty scat muncher

by Bazil July 30, 2004

Forrest muncher

A girl who enjoys giving blow jobs to guys with bushy pubic hair.

1: I heard Izaiah got some sweet head from that slut Natalie.
2: I know, she's such a forrest muncher.

by non forrest muncher :-* November 22, 2011

He smells like a curry muncher

All Indian people have this stench that follows them around of B.O and Curry

Ew, he smells like a curry muncher

by Max THC November 27, 2019

Midget Minge Muncher

A midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. Similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female ejaculate face flooding.

I, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. Your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female ejaculate before bed. Them were the days before television.

by Anarcho-Capitalist February 6, 2010

marmite muncher

After anal sex the resulting mixed discharge of sperm and poo, then greedily lapped up like marmite on hot buttered toast.

I say Mr Cholmdley-Warner your breath is a bit suspect have you been a marmite muncher with Mrs Cholmdley-Warner, Old Chap?

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

rug-muncher

A term used to describe a woman who is a lesbian and who likes nothing more than to get down and lick pussy

I wouldnt bother trying to chat her up mate, she's a blatant rug-muncher

by Laoidhigh July 28, 2006

tattie muncher

term used, particularly by the Scottish and Glasgow Rangers fans to describe the Irish and Celtic fans as they're world renouned for stealing our potatos!

Get tae fuck ya tattie munchin', fenian bastart!

Fuckin' tattie muncher!

by Alex Brown June 29, 2006