going mushrooming

1. A very trippy orgy, facilitated by drugs.

2. Drunken competition involving trying to see who can find the most circumcised guys in a night. Whether sleeping with them or just yanking down their trousers is the goal depends on house rules at the time. One notes sleeping with them distracts one from keeping an accurate running tally.

3. Game played in the dark, in which one participant attempts to identify others merely by the shape of their penises.

4. Actually going out to pick mushrooms, magic or otherwise. Asking clarification is advised if invited to go mushrooming.

"Hey, we're drunk, we're bored, we're all here... let's go mushrooming!"

Sue liked going mushrooming, but she didn't like losing track of the guys she'd found.

by defiantdefiner April 8, 2010

mushroom tracks

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

mushrooms

A fungi that when ingested(depending on the amount) will produce cool visuals(intense colors, extremely glowy lights, traces on objects that move, ect) and in some cases hallucinations. Sold by 8ths with caps and stems. Best taken with a small group of close friends, and for the love of god dont get seperated(especially not in a rainy meadow with nothing around it except gloom). Good when combined with items such as cool cups and playdo.

Hey dude the shrooms cost 40 bucks for an 8th.

by Rusty Shakelford February 18, 2005

Mushroomtypical

Exhibiting the qualities, traits, or characteristics that identify a kind, class, group, or category of mushroom tips.

It was soo mushroomtypical of john to wrap his sack in ed's towel.

by channy jack April 5, 2009

mushrooming

it's when you get told shit that is not true. Mushrooms are kept in the dark and fed shit. So all you get is shit, just like mushrooms.

james ''hey there's a rollercoaster that can go 500 mph!'
david ''who the fuck told you that?''
james ''oh, tom told me that!''
david ''well, tom is mushrooming you.''

by rainbowtiger July 25, 2017

Mushroom cup

When a man has an inverted dick tip where the cum pools inside it; also known as the holy grail

“Wow, I have my husband a bj last night and drank it from his mushroom cup!”

by Mushroom lover November 9, 2017

Mushroom Child

A child that’s never allowed to go outside

Son: “Why don’t you ever see those kids playing?”
Mother: “must be a mushroom child

by Psycho_Duck13 May 28, 2018