Man A: I was going to go out tonight, but when i put my shirt on the sleeve ripped, i couldn't find my keys, The ATM rejected my card so i couldn't get any money out, and all my friends cancelled at the last minute...i think someone has it in for me.
Man B: Naw, You're just Murphy's Bitch.
Man B: Naw, You're just Murphy's Bitch.
by Killin2day June 24, 2011
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To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell
by ari the greek January 11, 2008
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Boy: just merphing around. . .
Girl: What?
Boy: sorry, i mean i am participating in unlawful shinanigans, gosh
Boy: just merphing around. . .
Girl: What?
Boy: sorry, i mean i am participating in unlawful shinanigans, gosh
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